Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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