Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
