Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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