where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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