Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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