I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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