i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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