I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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