So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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