I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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