Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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