As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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