Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
one might say we're banned from that church
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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