Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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