Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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