So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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