That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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