I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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