Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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