fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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