Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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