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the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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