is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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