; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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