It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm like, not good at living.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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