There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
