the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
How external is "for external use only"?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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