i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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