Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
