I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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