Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You've changed since you got that strap on
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