porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
can u get pink eye on your cock?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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