What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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