This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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