Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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