We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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