Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize
