just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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