he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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