he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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