Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
