I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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