i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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