Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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