You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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