talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
where are my eyebrows?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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