What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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