WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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