R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
