Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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