dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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