he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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