Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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